Are you tired of playing the dating game and losing?Are you sick of your date claiming to be 'an outdoors kind of guy' then just sitting in his flat watching home shopping channels?
Come with me into a wonderland of obscure dating heaven!
Do you go round with a mirror sellotaped to your face because you can't bear to not look at yourself?
Then Beautiful People might be the dating site for you.
In order to register for the site, you must first post a picture of yourself, then sit back and wait for other people to rate you on your looks.
If they decide you're good looking enough, you get to join the site – hurrah!
Once on the site, you're free to select a mating partner based on the length of their eyelashes, or their forehead to neck ratio.
Because obviously that's all that matters when it comes to true love.
Don't you just hate it when your date takes you to a restaurant and tries to force feed you bread?
Does it always makes you bloated and windy when they do that? Obviously, people who cannot eat gluten have a moral obligation to only date each other, in some kind of weird, online wheat free leper colony.