Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: “early” Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.
This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.In God’s kindness, I had the privilege of meeting and spending a little time with Fred Zaspel during the Ocean City Bible College.I was impressed with the evident way Fred loves his wife, Kim, and his children.His passion for the word of God and for Christ our Savior is evident. He’s written a wonderful book on Warfield’s theology. And that’s come through not only in our conversation but also in our emails recently.Here’s an example of why Fred’s a man after my own heart: Daddy’s Rules for Dating His Daughters Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.