Then she offered to come straight over to my house. I agreed and set out to hit the gym and get some work done.
Normally, I prefer normal sized women with large assets. Shorty let me get in deep enough in more ways than one. She had brown skin that was mixed in just the right way. So when she wrote me one morning seeing if I was free in the afternoon, I was up for meeting.
Sure, I like to fuck thick bootied Latinas in their ass on occasion, but that’s more of a dominance thing. This is especially common in countries like Colombia and Peru, where some girls just love gringos. A student and dancer – her body was tight and toned in photos. Back in the day, I found it insanely difficult to find a lick of decent online dating advice for men online.
She rang the doorbell to my apartment, and I glanced out the window.
We started talking, and I instantly knew she was game. Or at least that’s what my Google research led me to conclude.
She was riding me and getting herself off, but I still wanted to see her midget booty from the back. I started to inspect closer, but I began feeling sick. The disgusting white crystals coming out of her vagina turned out to be a yeast infection.
I just didn’t know if I could garner an erection for a midget. She screamed as I tried to go deeper, so I made her get on top. She was screaming, and my sadistic side was loving it. There were these little white crystals coming out from her pussy as I fucked her from behind. After she left, I quickly opened up the computer and to research a few things.
It appears the height of her vagina was stunted in a comparable manner to her bones. It was awkward, but I didn’t give a damn at that point.
Now, I’m incredibly average when it comes to below the belt, but I bottomed her out half way in. She was dressed when I came back, and I quickly made an excuse to get her out. She was confused by my “emergency Skype meeting with a client,” but she left nonetheless.
She was sitting on my bed, the date cost nothing, and she was clearly dying to be fucked just by how she looked at me. Now, I was horny and ready to have sex with a midget. Seconds later, I was half-shaft deep inside her midget vagina. Then immediately went into the shower and washed myself, and the shame, off multiple times. I fucked a decent amount of girls in my life, and I’ve never seen some shit like that.
A decent chunk of them come from online dating sites like Tinder or Colombian Cupid. I still couldn’t figure out how she looked so normal in photos. By definition, a midget is any person under 4’10” and she was 4’9″ based off what she told me. I took a break from online game after this experience.
It pained me to write this, but the truth must come out. In the game if life, you win some and other times – you come up short 😉 I travel and hook up with some chicks. And her height – well, she was indeed a certified midget. Hence, why she could look attractive in photos still. The shame still there and the disgust still in the back of my mind.